Players on alpha server

A list out what players are on the alpha server.
This is a method meant for new people to figure out who has it. If it has a bunch of post then its not very appealing to new people to read the whole thing.

These are the different statuses

1- Alpha owned: this means you have alpha and have an online account up and running

2- Alpha not owned: this means you don't have alpha (or you have a torrented version of it)
-a- Planning on owning alpha: this means you are about to buy alpha (when you get money or get around to it)
-b- Planning on not owning alpha: this means you don't plan on getting alpha anytime soon. You are a disappointment to society

Not to be picky... But...
Rules-
1-Only post your answer. No discussing. This pretty much means one post per person... obviously W3 might deem necessary to post again.

2- When your status changes then edit your post and leave the old text; just add an “Edit---enter status here" or something

I'll go first.

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now make me a sandwich

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bitch

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